Once my daughter went into a hardware store to buy a car upholstery cleaner and a wrench her husband asked her to get. When he handed her the wrench, the clerk told her, “You can’t clean the upholstery with that.” I’m sure he was kidding. At least I hope he was. I trust he wasn’t one of those males who believe women can’t do anything but domestic chores.
Take me for instance. I’m actually very mechanical, and can fix almost anything. I’m not claiming I use correct procedures, but at least I get the job done. For instance, we were pulling a trailer and the strut holding the trailer awning kept slipping. But I came up with the perfect solution..a paper clip. I just stuck it in and the awning has been level ever since.
I have a box full of odds and ends in my fix-it kit, with nary a nail or a screw in sight. It consists of tape, nail polish, chewing gum, safety pins, string, wire, bobby pins, etc., a practical assortment of things which do the job to perfection. I can take care of any minor annoyance. After all, it is the minor things that get to you.
Who needs to call a carpenter to repair a collapsed bed when a few books will do? With my system, not only can the height be regulated by adding or subtracting a book, but the reading material is right there should I decide to read in bed. Then there was the time our electric stove lost its drawer handle, leaving two gaping holes. I solved that in two minutes by covering the holes with matching refrigerator magnets in the shape of ducks. It worked just ducky,,there is no end to my creativity! I feel so strongly about my abilities that if that hardware clerk had made that remark to me, I would have bopped him with the wrench. I also carry bandaids.